OMG! R&B BRUNCH + DAY PARTY at Cafe Circa Restaurant & Lounge! 🙄 Vibe to R&B “hits” (you know, the ones you secretly hate). Free entry until 5PM w/ RSVP? Good luck with that. 2 levels, 2 bars? Prepare to fight for a drink. Heated rooftop? More like human stew. 🔥
Day Party 3-9PM. Section seating? Dial (516) 424-7280 and beg. Birthday special: $350 for regrets. 🍾💨
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