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Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)
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Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Ah, Summer Game Fest 2025, the glorious dumpster fire 🔥 of hype and disappointment we all pretend to love! And…

Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly
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Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. 🎉 I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…

Ubisoft Backward 2025 event: when your best game is still from 2003
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Ubisoft Backward 2025 event: when your best game is still from 2003

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

In a bold display of creative bankruptcy, Ubisoft announced they’re scrapping their usual Ubisoft Forward event and replacing it with…

CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
The Witcher’s Bathtub Scene Divided a Studio: Should We See Geralt’s Glutes?
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CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…

Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks
MindsEye Dev Goes Off: “No Putin, No Russian Language? Must Be Kremlin!”
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Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

On May 27, the studio Build A Rocket Boy finally revealed the long-awaited trailer for its new action game MindsEye…

Randy Pitchford Wants $80 for Borderlands 4 — Gamers Are Literally Losing Organs
Randy Pitchford Wants $80 for Borderlands 4, Because You're Not a Real Fan Otherwise
Games News

Randy Pitchford Wants $80 for Borderlands 4 — Gamers Are Literally Losing Organs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Randy Pitchford — magician, millionaire, CEO of Gearbox, and certified JPEG enthusiast — recently declared that “real fans will find…

U.S. Vice President JD Vance Calls for Civilization 7 Ban: “I Didn’t Get It, So Nobody Should!
JD Vance Wrecks Civilization 7: “This Game Won’t Make America Great Again!”
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U.S. Vice President JD Vance Calls for Civilization 7 Ban: “I Didn’t Get It, So Nobody Should!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

Civilization is collapsing — not just in-game, but in the minds of our leaders. Civilization 7, the highly anticipated next…

Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!
Steam Users Waking Up to a New Game They Never Bought. Thanks, Ubisoft?
Games News

Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

2025 might’ve just hit its gaming low point. Valve’s beloved platform Steam — the digital playground of broke gamers and…

Death Stranding 2: The Game You’ll NEVER Finish! 75 Years of Gaming Await!
Death Stranding 2: A Plot for Centuries, Gamers Shocked by Its Endless Grind!
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Death Stranding 2: The Game You’ll NEVER Finish! 75 Years of Gaming Await!

FinnMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

If you thought your life was just an endless loop of monotony, Hideo Kojima has decided to stretch that loop…

💸 GET PAID to LEAVE THE USA? 🇺🇸 Riot Games Now SPONSORING Cheater Deportations! Exclusive Dirt Inside! 🔥
🤯 IMMIGRANT Cheaters on WELFARE Playing Valorant?! Riot & DHS Say «GET OUT!» 🏹 Self-Deport or JAIL TIME! 🚓
Games News

💸 GET PAID to LEAVE THE USA? 🇺🇸 Riot Games Now SPONSORING Cheater Deportations! Exclusive Dirt Inside! 🔥

FinnMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

In a world where your K/D ratio in Call of Duty is a more significant life achievement than, say, curing…

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