Attention NYC small biz owners: Your path to funding is paved with… paperwork & confusion?
Join NYC Business Solutions & NYC Funds Finder for this free virtual workshop where we’ll decode lender-speak (spoiler: it’s mostly “show us the money”). Learn how to build credit, avoid denial triggers, and navigate SBA loans—because nothing says “fun Tuesday” like a bank readiness checklist! Ideal for businesses rejected by every lender ever or anyone who enjoys financial jargon. Register now or forever hold your peace (and your loan application). Sign up today before they run out of virtual seats! 🪑💸
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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