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World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying
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World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Another “Evidence Of The Afterlife” doc from We Don’t Die Films? 🀣 Revs. Philip Dykes & Kerry McLeod…

Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing
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Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Losers gather ’round! πŸ˜‚ Witness the ultimate cringe-fest at live dating games! πŸ—“οΈ When? No date mentioned! πŸ“Where?…

Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do
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Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 2-Item Minimum?** 🀣 **Comedy Bar**πŸ™„ **+ Gino’s East**πŸ•**= Chicago “experience.”**πŸ™„**Come for jokes, stay for deep dish!πŸ• First come, first…

Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy: Prepare for a Night of Strings and (Maybe) Booze
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Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy: Prepare for a Night of Strings and (Maybe) Booze

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents the Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy! 🎭 Sunday, Oct 5th 2025, 8pm in Soho NYC…

BoringShorts: Yawn-Inducing Content for the Chronically Bored
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BoringShorts: Yawn-Inducing Content for the Chronically Bored

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

**BoriShorts – NY Showcase: Bori-yas from NY think they’re Scorsese! πŸ™„ Drama, docu-lies, and cartoons – all about the “diaspora”…

Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions
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Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Anime Ink Con After Party?! πŸ₯³ Saturday night in Richmond! πŸ—“οΈ Music, drinks, and Plus Ultra vibes! πŸ€ͺ…

Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!
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Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

**WARNING: PRS’s 7th House Screenings ain’t your babysitter! 🀣 They don’t care if you’re triggered. Check Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)
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Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**OMG! Odessa, TX, preps for First Friday ODTX Movie Night, October 3, 2025, at The Ector Theatre. πŸ™„** Clue (PG)…

Cine Night: Prepare to be Bored
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Cine Night: Prepare to be Bored

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

Β‘El viernes 3 de octubre de 2025 a las 7 PM prepΓ‘rense! πŸΏπŸ˜‚ En la FΓͺte du cinΓ©ma d’animation, proyectaremos…

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Douglas de Lima’s Lost in Philly PA, bless his heart

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**Oh noes! 😱 Eventbrite is down!** The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service as quickly as…

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