📅 Atlanta! On January 17, 2026, the Southside Pretty Girls are forcing all Divine 9 members to turn up at OMG! That’s Good! – 2002 Campbellton Rd SW, Atlanta, GA 30311 from 5:00–9:00 PM. 🎧 DJ E-Clazz will spin while you blow cash on VIP Suite 20 (4 bottles) or Suite 12 (2 bottles). 🚬 Smoke your life away on the patio, but don’t forget: RSVP is free before 9 PM, but it’s $10 Cover after! Dress “Elevated Southside Chic” (Letters Optional, Luxury Mandatory, delusion required). Free parking for the drunk. 😂💸✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
