Traffickers are lurking on TikTok, and if you share a monitor or join by phone, no CEUs for you! 🚫
Mark your calendars for **October 9, 2025, at 10:00 AM**, because Hannah Swift, the Director of Community Outreach & Training at **Gracehaven**, is bringing the digital heat to Montgomery County. 🌪️ She’s ready to explain why your kid’s social media addiction is basically a job interview for traffickers. 📱🕵️♂️
**Location:** Montgomery County Alcohol, Drug Addiction and Mental Health Services (somewhere in Ohio, obviously). 📍
**The Rules of Engagement (or How to Get Your CEUs):**
* **1 Hour (continuing)** CEUs approved by the Ohio Counselor, Social Worker and Marriage and Family Therapist Board (Provider #RCS111304 and RTX012515). 📜
* **1 hour of CEU (TR1) (P6)** approved by the Ohio Chemical Dependency Professionals Board (Provider #50-17863). 💊
* The Ohio Board of Nursing might accept it, but that’s on you, bucko. 👩⚕️
* **Time Tracking:** They are “ethically bound” to snitch on your exact attendance time. ⏱️
* **Disqualifiers:** Sharing a monitor, using a phone, missing >10 minutes, or having a generic label gets you nada. 😱
**Note:** By showing up, you agree to be photographed like a zoo animal for Montgomery County ADAMHS. 📸动物园 If you need accommodations, good luck finding the organizer! 🏳️
Source: Gracehaven/ADAMHS
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
⚖️ ENTER THE LEGALIZER
Think the government has no idea what it's doing? Put your case before the Federal Case Terminal and find out.
