💀 Disney’s Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say « Only Racists Left »! 🤯
The House of Mouse continues to burn faster than Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar. Walt Disney Corporation recently reported that its…
Category: Movie News
⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭
Parisian cinema-goers were in for an unexpected historical event at the premiere of Houda Benyamina’s «All for One» (Toutes pour…
🚫«Alien: Earth» Leaks Online — Is This the Shortest Series Ever? 🤯
In a hilarious twist of fate that no one saw coming, FX and Hulu accidentally leaked the entirety of their…
😂 7 Hilarious Razzie Nods That Will Make «Joker 2» Fans Cry
The sequel we didn’t know we didn’t want, «Joker: Folie à Deux», has become the star attraction of this year’s…
🚑 Mission: Impossible Premiere Causes Chaos — Fans Can’t Handle the Truth! 🤯
The Hollywood hype machine has outdone itself yet again. At the recent press screening of «Mission: Impossible — The Final…
😱 Monkey Business: BLM Sees Racism in a new Osgood Perkins horror!
Well, folks, it seems the perpetually offended have found their newest target, and this time, it’s not a historical statue,…
🎬 Netflix Shocks Fans: Two Identical Versions of «The Old Guard 2» – Twice the Fun or Confusion?
Netflix has once again outdone itself in redefining absurdity, as the streaming giant announced it will release «The Old Guard…
😱 From Bra Hero to Sofa Avenger: Jason Statham’s Wackiest Roles Yet! 🏚
Jason Statham, the action movie veteran and human embodiment of clenched jaws, has always thrilled us with his fearless stunts,…
Matrix 5 Chaos: Will Smith Turns Set Into Slap Fest! 🤯🎥
The highly anticipated fifth installment of the iconic sci-fi series «Matrix» has already descended into chaos — and filming has…
Bollywood Buys Lionsgate: Michael Jackson’s Indian Accent Will Moonwalk You to Tears! 🌟
The iconic Hollywood studio Lionsgate, following a disastrous run of box office flops in 2024, including such «masterpieces» as «The…