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Day: June 8, 2025

So You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Suicide Mission – 1:1)
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So You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Suicide Mission – 1:1)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 BoJesse Christopher, born in San Francisco, Ca, is now in Los Angeles, Ca. He was in ‘Deputy’ (2020)…

Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)
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Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a murder in Sparks!** ðŸ•ĩïļâ€â™€ïļ **DetectiveYOU**, an experience like NO other! Drive around…

Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day
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Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Bend!** ðŸĪĢ “DetectiveYOU” is like, totally unique. 👉 Check out…

Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person
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Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 😂 Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central rejects are invading! ðŸĪŠ At least there’s booze, right? ðŸŧ…

Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right
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Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “perfect destination,” dares to offer stand-up from Netflix rejects and…

Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923
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Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents: Classic Comedy Secret Speakeasy! Chaplin, Costello & Hardy Vintage 16mm short film Festival!…

Psalty The Songbook Last Remaining ’90s Christian Artist With Zero Scandals
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Psalty The Songbook Last Remaining ’90s Christian Artist With Zero Scandals

FinnJune 8, 2025

U.S. — Psalty the Singing Songbook is now the final contemporary Christian artist from the 199os who has absolutely zero…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some groundbreaking news that’s totally gonna redefine the meaning of “video game.” Asobo Studio, the…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what happened at the Xbox Games Showcase 2025! ðŸĪŊ They dropped a nuke of a reveal:…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą After those two randos, Erin Fitzgerald and Yuri Lowenthal (whoever they are ðŸĪ·â€â™€ïļ), and a super-secret domain name…

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