Thunderbolts’ Streaming Premiere Date Announced (As If You Care)
Oh boy, another Marvel movie! 🙄 As if we didn’t have enough of those already. But wait, this one’s *different*.…
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Jason Returns in Friday the 13th Short Film: Oh, the Horror
Okay, so apparently Friday the 13th and that overgrown man-child, Jason Voorhees, have been battling it out in court like…
“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)
Oh, honey, let’s talk about “The Man in My Basement,” because nothing screams “riveting cinema” like a dusty basement and…
Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
OMG! 😱 You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? 🙄 Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…
Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…
Zach Cregger’s Hilarious Take: Resident Evil Starring People You’ve Never Heard Of
**Oh, great, another “visionary” director, Zach Cregger of Weapons “fame,” is here to grace us with his “unique” take on…
Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart
Oh, bless Simon Pegg’s heart! ❤️ He’s practically begging for another Star Trek movie! Someone get this man a tissue…
So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…
TIFF 2025: Prepare Your Wallets, Film Snobs, The Criterion Collection’s Garage Sale Hits Canada
Prepare yourselves, peasants! The illustrious Criterion Mobile Closet, a beacon of cinematic snobbery, is gracing the plebeian lands of TIFF…
Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers
Thanos, that big purple grape🍇 who got turned into dust and then got his head lopped off in Avengers: Endgame…