OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read
šāš¦ŗOMG, are you ready for the cinematic masterpiece of the century? “Good Boy” is hitting theaters, and it’s about to…
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Witness the trainwreck: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck star in Joe Carnahan’s cinematic abortion, The Rip
Oh, look, it’s Ben Affleck and Matt Damon! š Back again, huh? This time they’ve teamed up with Joe Carnahan…
Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies š»š¬) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle
So, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, bless his heart š, is apparently shedding his mountain of muscle šŖ to morph into…
āThe Conjuring: Last Ritesā Beats āItā at the Box Office, but Roger Ebertās Ghost Isnāt Having It
āThe Conjuring: Last Ritesā has officially become the highest-grossing horror movie ever, raking in a jaw-dropping $194 million worldwide. The…
Mads Mikkelsen vs Imaginary Menace: A Trailer for Fuller’s ‘Dust Bunny’ Where Childhood Fears Get a Viking Beatdown
Oh honey, let’s dive headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is Dust Bunny, brought to you by the one and…
Shadow’s Edge: Witness Jackie Chan and Tony Leung’s Hilarious Attempt at a Thriller in This Trailer
OMG! š±Is Jackie Chan seriously still doing this? š¤£ I mean, bless his heart, but he’s back in “action-thriller” mode…
Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…
Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings
OMG! š± Did you hear? Some rich idiot š¤” just blew $3.6 million on Darth Vader’s lightsaber! š¤£ Yes, you…
Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? š David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…