WWII Dudes vs Fishy Boi: The Trailer for Maximum Hilarity
🚨 Hold on to your hats, folks, because we’ve got a cinematic masterpiece heading our way! 🦈 Just kidding. It’s…
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‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved 🤡Harley Quinn🤡 almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…
Netflix Ruins Childhoods With New Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer and October Release Date
Alright, listen up, gamers and weebs! Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), decided to grace us with a…
EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead
OMG, you guys! 🙄 Another film festival, another movie about… a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…
DCU’s ‘Superman’ Saga: Prepare for Four Movies of Varying Quality (Probably Mostly Mid)
Oh joy, the future of Superman is so bright, I gotta wear, not one, but TWO pairs of shades 😎.…
Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…
‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry
OMG! 🙄 Archie is getting a MOVIE?! 🎬 Like, who even asked for this? 🤷♀️ Is Hollywood seriously out of…
Colin Farrell Hides in Macau Like a Coward in ‘Ballad of a Tiny Gambler’ Trailer
Oh, look! Another movie where Colin Farrell mumbles his way through existential dread! 🙄 In “Ballad of a Small Player,”…
Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread
Kaleidoscope Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, have graced us with a trailer for Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror.…
Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)
Okay, so 🙄Avengers: Endgame, right? Like, it was supposed to be the biggest, most epic thing EVER. And, I guess…