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Category: Movie News

‘Spinal Tap 2’: Prepare for a Sequel So Long-Awaited, It Might Just Break Your Back
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‘Spinal Tap 2’: Prepare for a Sequel So Long-Awaited, It Might Just Break Your Back

FinnJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Behold! The geriatric rockers of Spinal Tap, back to assault your eardrums and your intelligence, louder (debatable) and older (definitely)…

Stranger Things: Welcome To The Hellfire Club Summons Nerds To Roll Dice And Avoid Sunlight
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Stranger Things: Welcome To The Hellfire Club Summons Nerds To Roll Dice And Avoid Sunlight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, sweet Vecna, another cash grab! Stranger Things, that show everyone *totally* still cares about, is teaming up with Dungeons…

James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
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James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…

Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters
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Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters

FinnJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Okay, so remember when Marvel Studios acted like they had a CLUE what they were doing in the early MCU…

The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)
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The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Alright, Marvel Zombies, brace yourselves! 🤪 Marvel Studios Canada, bless their maple-syrup-infused hearts, is throwing a “free” (as if anything’s…

Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It
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Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 You guys, Christopher Nolan fans are, like, SOOOO extra. I mean, Universal puts tickets on sale for The…

‘Basic Instinct’ Is Back, Baby: Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
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‘Basic Instinct’ Is Back, Baby: Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Get ready to have your childhood memories violated! Joe Eszterhas, the mastermind behind the original Basic Instinct, is back to…

Carl Weathers in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’: From Caddy to Almighty Overlord of the Green?
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Carl Weathers in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’: From Caddy to Almighty Overlord of the Green?

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 As if Happy Gilmore 2 could get any more exciting! But hold up, drama alert! 🚨 Apparently, Carl…

Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)
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Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, great, 🙄 Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke 🤣 and…

Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises
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Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack),” featuring all original music by NINE INCH NAILS (because who else would Disney hire?…

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