OMG! 🙄 So, like, the sing-along version of *Kpop Demon Hunters* 🙄 played in, like, over 2100 theaters? 🤣 And get this, Netflix claims it sold out 1300 screenings in the U.S. and Canada. 🤣 Sure, Jan. 🙄 I went to a press screening that was emptier than my brain after watching it, but hey, who am I to question the almighty algorithm? 🤖 If you missed it in theaters, probably because you have, like, taste, then LOL! 😂 You were right on the money! 🤑
Netflix, bless their clueless hearts, 🙄 announced that the sing-along cut of *Kpop Demon Hunters* will be available on Netflix starting tomorrow. 🤦♀️ Prepare your eardrums for a torturous experience! 🙉
This film, about a K-pop girl group who moonlight as heroic warriors battling demons from another dimension (because that makes total sense 🤪), has become a “legitimate pop culture phenomenon.” 😂 Right, and I’m the Queen of England. 👑 It’s already one of the most-watched movies in Netflix history, which says more about the state of Netflix than the quality of the film. 🤡 The soundtrack has been streamed over 3 billion times? 🤔 By bots, probably. 🤖 And “Golden” became a #1 hit on the Billboard Hot 100? 🤣 Oh, honey, no. 🙅♀️
More importantly, my children (who I totally have and definitely didn’t invent for this article 🤥) want to be Huntr/x members for Halloween, but there are no legit *KDH* Halloween costumes anywhere. 😭 Netflix, you need to make this right and fast! 😠 Otherwise, you better get ready for a takedown from legions of angry kids (and their equally annoying parents 🙄) who want to dress like Rumi, Mira, and Zoey. It’s gonna get ugly. 👹 (Or, you know, just mildly irritating.) 😒
*Kpop Demon Hunters*’ sing-along version hits Netflix streaming tomorrow, August 25. 🎉 Invite a bunch of friends over (who secretly hate you 😈), get a boatload of soda pop (and regret it later 🤢), and have yourself a time (filled with existential dread 😟). Enjoy! (I’m being sarcastic, BTW. 😉)
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