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Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta
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Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Members of the Melvins, Butthole Surfers, Big Business, and Mr. Phylzzz have formed a new supergroup called Gatta Morta. The…

Vedder and Irglová Unite at Hansard’s Service
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Vedder and Irglová Unite at Hansard’s Service

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Glen Hansard was memorialized at a funeral held in Dublin on Tuesday. During the ceremony, Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder…

Ariana Grande Takes Break From Spotlight On Her Own Terms
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Ariana Grande Takes Break From Spotlight On Her Own Terms

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Ariana Grande addressed her decision to step away from the spotlight during her concert at Chicago’s United Center on Monday,…

Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard
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Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt and I don’t even care because the news is…

Boy George Dropped by Label Over AI Created Pro Israel Track
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Boy George Dropped by Label Over AI Created Pro Israel Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

The fallout for Boy George after releasing an AI-created, pro-Israel song that included controversial lyrics is continuing as he has…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, it’s official: Sid Wilson, aka #0, is out of Slipknot! 🚫 I mean, it’s not like we didn’t…

Kylie Cantrall Hits Road with Valley Girl Problems Tour
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Kylie Cantrall Hits Road with Valley Girl Problems Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Kylie Cantrall has announced “The Valley Girl Problems Tour,” her first headlining run, for fall 2026. The 15-date North American…

Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
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Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…

Luke Steele Talks AI Empowering Artists With The Right Skills
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Luke Steele Talks AI Empowering Artists With The Right Skills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Empire of the Sun singer Luke Steele has shared his thoughts on the use of Artificial Intelligence (AI) in music,…

Lollapalooza Attendee Throws Bag of Urine into Crowd
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Lollapalooza Attendee Throws Bag of Urine into Crowd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Lollapalooza 2026 has had its fair share of interesting moments, and one incident in particular has caught the attention of…

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