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Category: Music News

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

๐Ÿคก Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares
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The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿคช Can you believe it’s been almost a whole YEAR ๐Ÿ“… since those Finnish rockers ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ, THE RASMUS (who…

Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans
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Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, great, another cash grab! PINK FLOYD, bless their boomer hearts, are “celebrating” the 50th anniversary of “Wish You Were…

Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For
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Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The BLACK CROWES, those guys still around? ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต I thought theyโ€™d faded into obscurity like dial-up internet. ๐Ÿ’ป…

Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
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Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…

MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
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MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh em gee, you guize! ๐Ÿคช Those face-painted weirdos, MUDVAYNE (aka Chad Gray โ€“ the whiniest vocalist ever ๐Ÿ˜ญ, Greg…

DEE SNIDER Blames ‘Irreconcilable Differences’, aka MARK MENDOZA’s Terrible Bass Playing, For No TWISTED SISTER Reunion
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DEE SNIDER Blames ‘Irreconcilable Differences’, aka MARK MENDOZA’s Terrible Bass Playing, For No TWISTED SISTER Reunion

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Did you hear the news? TWISTED SISTER is crawling out of their retirement graves for a 50th-anniversary cash…

CBGB: From Punk Paradise toโ€ฆ*Checks Notes*โ€ฆBranded Keychains?!
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CBGB: From Punk Paradise toโ€ฆ*Checks Notes*โ€ฆBranded Keychains?!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (๐Ÿ™„ yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…

Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Conventionโ€”Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time
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Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Conventionโ€”Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, wait, it’s just IRON MAIDEN’s geriatric ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป drummer, Nicko…

CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
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CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! ๐Ÿฆด Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…

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