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Turnstile Scores Big With Five Guys Feature
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Turnstile Scores Big With Five Guys Feature

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Turnstile, the “BLACKOUT” band, are beefing out. Five Guys, the burger restaurant, selected the 2026 Grammy-winning Baltimore hardcore group as…

Bon Iver Sings Jingle for Minnesota Eatery Featuring Meatloaf Dippers
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Bon Iver Sings Jingle for Minnesota Eatery Featuring Meatloaf Dippers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Justin Vernon, the mastermind behind Bon Iver, has recently ventured into the world of commercial jingles, and his first project…

Ocean Way Festival Canceled Due to Beach Damage
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Ocean Way Festival Canceled Due to Beach Damage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

The City of Santa Monica announced Friday the cancellation of the inaugural Ocean Way Festival, citing beach erosion caused by…

Consequence Unveils T-Shirts For Diaper Wearers And Bathroom Line Waiters
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Consequence Unveils T-Shirts For Diaper Wearers And Bathroom Line Waiters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

It’s been a rough summer for bladders and bowels at live shows. Olivia Rodrigo was the first to reveal that…

Drake Unveils Not So Short Film About Fear Of Missing Out
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Drake Unveils Not So Short Film About Fear Of Missing Out

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Drake’s previously teased project, Fear of Missing Out, appears to be taking the form of a “not so short film…

Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
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Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…

Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
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Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…

Lady Gaga Welcomes Her First Baby
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Lady Gaga Welcomes Her First Baby

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Congratulations are in order for Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky, who have welcomed their first child, according to Page Six.…

Lil Durk Cleared in Murder for Hire Trial Verdict
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Lil Durk Cleared in Murder for Hire Trial Verdict

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Rapper Lil Durk was found not guilty of orchestrating a murder-for-hire plot connected to a 2022 shooting that left the…

P!NK Fires Back at Critics Over Macklemore Palestine Controversy
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P!NK Fires Back at Critics Over Macklemore Palestine Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

P!NK has responded to backlash over her criticism of Macklemore‘s recent onstage remarks calling for a free Palestine, saying that…

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