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Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Rep. Seth Moulton is throwing his hat into the…

Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…

US Military Takes Month Off From Blowing Stuff Up Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Military Takes Month Off From Blowing Stuff Up Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on Operation Southern Spear, and I have to say, it’s…

Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
Breaking, Movie News

Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Lindsay Clancy, the Massachusetts mother accused of murdering…

Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently
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Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Because the world was desperately waiting for it, Marvel has announced a third Black Panther movie. The latest installment in…

More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
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More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…

Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas
Breaking, Music News

Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 😲 SABATON’s bassist and manager, Pär Sundström, just spilled the beans…

DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
Breaking, Music News

DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement 🙄. I…

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