Meta, TikTok, and YouTube Summoned to Court Because Apparently, Getting Kids Addicted Wasn’t a “Feature”
Big Tech Finally Faces the Music: Woke Silicon Valley Moguls Put on Trial for Corrupting America’s Youth! Well, folks, the…
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Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…
Holy Wordplay, Batman! DC Just Hired a Writer to Ruin Robin
Hold onto your cowls, DC fanboys, because the Bat-Signal is flashing twice and it’s strobing like a rave in Arkham…
Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway
So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…
GREAT WHITE’s MARK KENDALL Opens Up About His Stage Four Kidney Cancer Diagnosis: I Was Peeing ‘Actual Blood’ and Woke Up Looking Like a Crime Scene
Great White Shark Mark Kendall Battles Kidney Cancer With A Little Help From His Immune System And A Pen That…
‘America First’ my ass, Kentucky Gov. mocks Trump for letting American gun victims get more thoughts and prayers than solutions
Kentucky’s Woke Gov Andy Beshear Wails About ‘America Last’ Because President Trump Won’t Fall for the Minneapolis False Flag! Here…
Officials Tell Snow-Bound Citizens to Please Stay Off Roads So Emergency Responders Can Finally Get Some Photos for Their Instagram
FREEZE, PEASANTS! The RADICAL LEFT’s Latest Scheme to Trap Patriots Indoors While They Steal Your Freedoms!? Folks, you won’t BELIEVE…
Spare a Thought for the Minnesota State Senator Who Had to Witness the Unprecedented Horror of People Simply Feeling Fear After a Killing
Minneapolis Mayor Begs President Trump for Help as Liberal Policies Turn City into ‘Hellscape’ In a stunning admission of failure,…
Europe Goes After Elon Musk’s X Over Illegal Content
Brussels Blunders: EU Globalists Launch Witch Hunt Against Elon Musk’s Grok While Real Predators Run Wild! The European Union’s bureaucratic…
MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’
In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…