Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…
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Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom
It seems like Wladimir Klitschko, the ex-fiancé of actress Hayden Panettiere, is trying to protect his daughter’s inheritance after her…
Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…
Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…
August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…
Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…
DNA Proves Utah Man Not A Murderer After Only 30 Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Utah judge has ordered a 71-year-old…
FBI Successfully Exposed as Not Entirely Incompetent
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the FBI, yes, the Federal Bureau of Investigation,…
Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…
Rick Nielsen Selling Guitars To Pay For Cheap Trick’s Retirement Home
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously awesome news? 🤯 Rick Nielsen, the legendary guitarist of Cheap Trick,…