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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
Breaking, Games News, Movie News

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
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Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…

Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
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Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…

GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy
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GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Because what every gamer wants is more waiting, Rockstar Games has decided to give us a sneak peek at Grand…

Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest issue with Boeing 737 Max jets, and I’ve got to…

Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…

Gamers scrutinize fees, toxicity, and cash grabs before committing to new platforms
Breaking, Games News

Gamers scrutinize fees, toxicity, and cash grabs before committing to new platforms

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh joy, another day, another gaming platform to sift through. Because, you know, what the world really needed was yet…

Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay
Breaking, Games News

Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

As I sat down to write this piece, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer audacity of Rockstar’s latest…

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