Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…
Category: Breaking
Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…
Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…
Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The days of affordable cars seem to be behind us, and…
DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland
I just witnessed the most epic thing ever – a fan-filmed video of DOWN’s entire August 30 concert at The…
IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…
USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Postal Service’s new system for verifying mail ballots, and let…
Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…
Mexico Cost Of Living Apparently Includes 1.8 Million Dollar Fines
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hector “Alessandro” Negrete, a man who moved to Guadalajara, Mexico, is…
HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…