Former Executioner Now Has Unwanted Pen Pals From Beyond Grave
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ron McAndrew, a former warden at Florida State Prison, has been…
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Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…
Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…
Trump Lashes Out At Yet Another Female Critic Because Of Course
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and folks, it’s getting interesting. He’s apparently not…
FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, two veteran FBI agents, Michael…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic
The most epic film of the century is coming, and it’s about a video game 😂! Can you believe it?…
Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I can barely contain my excitement… 🙄 NAPALM DEATH…
Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…
NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense
Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a plethora of upcoming titles to drool over, and I’m not…
TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”
Musical theatre nerds, rejoice! Because The Debut is just as good as you’ve heard through the grapevine 🍇. Might it…