Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
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Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice
Altitude and Capelight Pictures are bringing Billy Wilder’s classic crime comedy, Some Like it Hot, to the UK for the…
SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure
In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot 🤯. We…
Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again
Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal fake news machine is at it again, folks. As I sit here, basking in…
ALL SHALL PERISH Still Alive Somehow Announces North American Tour To Celebrate 20 Years Of Screaming Into The Void With ‘The Price Of Existence’
The Northern California extreme metallers are embarking on a “The Price Of Existence 20 Year Anniversary” tour, because who doesn’t…
Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…
Fortnite Is Totally Not Desperate At All And Is Bringing 4 Iconic Overwatch Heroes To Battle Island This Week Because Clearly They Ran Out Of Original Ideas
After months of rumors and speculation, Fortnite and Overwatch have finally revealed that four OG Overwatch heroes are coming to…
Another corrupt foreign loser tries fleeing justice like a coward
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump with…
Fake news worries about war and hantavirus not winning
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their failed narratives about our great…
Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…