Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…
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Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest attempt to get Americans to drink more, and I have to…
Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and…
US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…
GOP’s Senate Hopes Slipping Away Slowly But Surely
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Senate races in North Carolina and Georgia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…
69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “new” music from a band that’s been around longer than some of…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…
Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? I mean, who needs a decent…
Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…