Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 12-state coalition, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta, is…
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Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness
So, you want to know if using a VPN will turn your streaming experience into a pixelated mess? Well, let…
Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…
COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…
Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…
Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…
Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan is getting…
Nation Finally Tires Of Renovation Debt And DIY Disasters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that fixer-uppers are no longer the bargain they used…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…