Tobias Forge Definitely Not Stalking Anyone But Just Happens to Know Everything About You Case Under Investigation
According to the super reliable sources at Aftonbladet, a Swedish newspaper that obviously has nothing better to do, a woman…
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Ex-THE BLACK CROWES Drummer STEVE GORMAN On Latest ROCK HALL Nomination ‘I’m Secretly Counting Down the Minutes Until I Can Get Back to My Real Passion of Collecting Antique Teapots’
The Black Crowes are up for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and former drummer Steve Gorman…
Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…
Peter Gabriel Finally Emerges From His Cave to Bless Us with New Music That Will Probably Be Played at Every Hippie Wedding for the Next Decade
Peter Gabriel, the legendary musician and king of confusing album titles, has just dropped a new track called “Till Your…
Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time
Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams is being reissued for its 30th anniversary, because who doesn’t love a good throwback 🎉? The…
D.D. VERNI Says New OVERKILL Album Will Definitely Maybe Possibly Come Out In Early 2027 Or Maybe Never Who Knows
In a shocking turn of events, OVERKILL bassist D.D. Verni has announced that he won’t be touring with the band…
Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Experience of Watching Your Character Die Repeatedly in Ascenders: Because Who Needs to Reach the Peak Anyway
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another climbing game? 🤣 Because, apparently, the world was just missing a game…
The Last of Us Online Got Cancelled Faster Than My Social Life After Playing The Last of Us
So, you thought you knew the whole story behind the cancellation of The Last of Us Online? 🤔 Think again,…
Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality
The developers behind Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel have announced a DLC that brings the one and only Conan The Barbarian…
Cyberpunk Edgerunners Fans Get Ready to Waste Even More of Their Lives on a Board Game Based on a Show About Wasting Your Life in a Dystopian Future
After the astronomical success of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because who doesn’t love a good anime about edgy teens with cybernetic enhancements…