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Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee
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Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

It’s time to get ready for some city-stomping, building-throwing, and general kaiju chaos, as Atari and Pipeworks Studios are bringing…

Sony Serving Double Helping of Hype for September 3rd
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Sony Serving Double Helping of Hype for September 3rd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Get ready for a double dose of hype and potentially underwhelming announcements, as Sony has revealed not one, but two…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In the world of online gaming, it’s all about the Benjamins, baby – or rather, the in-game rewards. Those sweet,…

CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
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CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

Tupac’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Closure 25 Years Later Somehow
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Tupac’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Closure 25 Years Later Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Tupac murder trial. Defense Attorney Michael Sanft…

Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab
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Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh joy, another remaster to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games that we’ve all been clamoring for. I…

Robots coming for your money apparently
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Robots coming for your money apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of the world’s financial stability watchdog, Andrew Bailey, is…

Dad Finally Gets Closure After Only 30 Years Of Waiting
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Dad Finally Gets Closure After Only 30 Years Of Waiting

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields case, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…

Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
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Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…

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