Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a data breach at the Pentagon, and let me tell you, it’s…
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CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again
The White House has decided to bar CNN from flying on Air Force One on Saturday, and I’m just sitting…
Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…
Republicans Somehow Fail Again In Missouri
The Supreme Court has rejected an effort to use a new congressional map in Missouri for the November midterm elections,…
Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that the Department of Defense…
Mississippi Police Reveal Tasia Fortune’s Death Was Just Drama
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I just can’t help but think that this…
Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the bond market, and folks, it’s been a wild ride. Bond yields are…
Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump a big win in…
Trump’s Observation Deck Ruins Military Funerals with Great Views
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s proposed triumphal arch, and I have to say, it’s…
Etsy Is Selling a $139 Old West Blasting Machine — Don’t Pull the Handle
Etsy has a rather unusual piece of Old West-inspired decor for anyone who thinks regular home decorations are a little…