Retail Sales Plummet Because Who Needs Stuff Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US economy is showing some cracks, and I’m not just…
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Trump Needs Help With Party Planning Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is asking the Supreme Court to allow him…
Luigi Mangione Considering Guilty Plea Because Who Needs Trial Anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione, the guy who was taken into custody at a McDonald’s restaurant…
Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…
DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…
Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe
Alex Murdaugh is back in the news, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to keep up with all the…
Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…
Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…