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SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
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SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…

TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
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TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…

Ann Wilson tells young musicians to abandon all hope and relationships now
Breaking News: Ann Wilson Gives Advice to Young Artists, and Honestly, It's a Miracle She Didn't Tell Them to Run Away Screaming 🙅‍♀️
Breaking, Music News

Ann Wilson tells young musicians to abandon all hope and relationships now

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some brutal honesty from one of rock’s most iconic voices? 🤯 Ann Wilson,…

SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure
Breaking, Music News

SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh no, the name police are coming for SKID ROW! 😱 I mean, who wouldn’t want to use a name…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
Supergirl's Underwhelming Debut: A Bird, a Plane, No, Just a Mediocre Box Office Performance
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…

Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
Breaking, Games News

Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…

You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a “no-kill” animal shelter in California, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Oh great AI critic rising to fame now what
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great AI critic rising to fame now what

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Joe Allen, a guy who used to set up concert lighting and sound…

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

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