Pentagon Seeks Innovative Ways to Annoy Iran
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and folks, it’s a real doozy.…
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MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego
In a shocking turn of events, Max Cavalera, the legendary frontman of Soulfly and former Sepultura member, has shared his…
US Stocks Up on Cheap Yen Like It’s Black Friday
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US buying Japanese yen for the first time in over a…
Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the box office numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Lita Ford, the queen of ’80s hard rock, is…
Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…
Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the drama unfolding in Ohio, where GOP Sen. Bernie Moreno is calling…
Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…
JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…
Government Casually Brushes Against Your Rights Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a left-wing activist, Sam Tunick, was stopped by Border…