Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…
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Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…
CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Americans are feeling a little more optimistic about the economy,…
Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire investor Leon Black is set to testify before Congress on…
AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…
You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…
Million Plus Immigrants Freaking Out Thanks To Supreme Court
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a decision that’s going to affect…
CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next
The news that the United States and Iran are no longer openly at war is a pretty big deal, folks.…
Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the latest developments in the Strait of Hormuz. It seems…
Texas Wants Kids to Trade Textbooks for Testaments Now
Texas is about to make some big changes to its public school curriculum, folks, and I’m not sure if I…