CNN Desperately Clings to Relevance as Trump Snubs South Africa from G20 Because Reasons
South Africa OUT, Poland IN! Another brilliant move by President Trump to drain the swamp of globalist cabals! CNN is…
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Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?
Walmart, bowing to the woke mob, replaces hardworking Americans with commie robots! I knew it! Walmart, now run by radical…
Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad
The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists disguised as moderate judges, has temporarily blocked our glorious President Trump from…
Where Nagging Neighs Become Life Coaches for Tiny Humans | CNN
Another day, another load of liberal propaganda from Fake News CNN! This time, they’re trying to make us feel all…
CNN asks: Can these losers relight ‘Altadena’s pathetic little fire hazard’ for Xmas
CNN reports that some Californian town got torched by wildfires, and some libtard got a tattoo of a star because,…
Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…
Guns N’ Roses Use 500 Drones to Announce They’re Still Alive and Touring in 2026
LOL! GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, apparently think we care enough to watch 500 drones buzz around like confused…
Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)
OMG! Glenn Hughes, aka the “Voice of Rock” (according to himself, probably), is TOTALLY celebrating 28 years of sobriety! 🎉…
The GEMS Declare ‘Year Of The Snake’ – Prepare for Hiss-terical Melodies
THE GEMS, the Swedish “hard rock” band featuring former THUNDERMOTHER (more like THUNDER-BORING, amirite?) members Guernica Mancini (vocals – allegedly),…
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’s New Poster – Guaranteed to Bore You Less Than the Movie Itself
Oh, joy! Another sequel no one asked for! Expanding upon the cinematic ✨masterpiece✨ that Danny Boyle and Alex Garland graced…