Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album
OMG! 😱 Rob Zombie, the dude who still thinks it’s 1998, is dropping “Heathen Days”, the *second* single (because one…
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Border Patrol Finally Leaves Charlotte, Area’s 3 Cows Breathe Sigh of Relief
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our nation as…
CNN discovers: Trump’s “happy talk” on inflation is a total flop, like a toddler trying to bake a cake
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They claim the “economy…
Israeli Comedian Hilariously Fails to Solve Middle East Crisis with Jokes, CNN Reports
‘An act of hope’ or another act of leftist delusion? Meet Noam Shuster-Eliassi, an Israeli comedian trying to ‘bridge’ the…
CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings
Another day, another snowflake melts! Congressman Crybaby Chris Deluzio (D-PA) is having a boo-hoo moment after President Trump called out…
Trump throws toys out of pram, judge tells him to pick them up
Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This time, a DC judge (probably a…
Appeals Court Hilariously Pauses Mass Immigrant Release: Illinois Crackdown Gets a Second Act
A federal appeals court just slapped down a radical judge’s order to release hundreds of illegals arrested in Chicago. Turns…
Hitman Summons Slim Shady: Prepare for Rap Battles and Silent Assassin Shenanigans
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive is doing this December! They’re, like, TOTALLY selling out by shoving global…
Vampire Crawlers: Yet Another Poncle Game Announced (Yawn) at the Xbox Partner Preview
Okay, so Poncle, the geniuses 🤡 behind the *totally* original game Vampire Survivors (which definitely didn’t borrow from anything else…
Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies
JD Vance, bless his heart, is out there trying to spin the latest fake news from the liberal media. Seems…