Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the United States of America, where the best president this country has…
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Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald J. Trump. As…
IN THIS MOMENT Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Their Screaming In Your Ears With Their Brand New Earworm ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’ That Will Haunt You Forever
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news ever: IN THIS MOMENT is back with a new single,…
Oh Great Another Has Been Band Releases a Single from Their Desperate Attempt at Relevance Before They Fade into Obscurity with Their Final Studio Album Boom Bang Goodbye called Wait
In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…
Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS
Get ready to face your deepest fears in the upcoming horror game, INFERIUS 🎃️! This debut title from Canadian indie…
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet, Now With More Explosions and a Side of Kimchi
Get ready for another epic installment of Call of Duty, because Infinity Ward and Activision Blizzard have just announced the…
Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow
Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is doing…
Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine
Oh boy, are we just thrilled to report that the so-called “experts” are still whining about the state of our…
Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers
Oh, joy, oh rapture! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still making America great again! I…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…