Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair
Well folks, the world has officially gone mad. After 30 years of psychological trauma, giant robot battles, and enough Freudian…
Category: Breaking
TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)
Well, well, well, gather ’round, folks, because apparently, the gaming industry has had a revelation: people don’t want to spend…
WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…
Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?
Oh look, another game about running around with flags 🏃♂️🏳️🌈—but this time it’s wrapped in a disco ball and served…
Kpop Demon Hunters: Because Who Needs ‘Citizen Kane’ When You’ve Got Dancing Demons?
The massive Netflix streaming sensation of 2025 — and the presumptive favorite to win the upcoming Academy Award for Best…
SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY
In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…
Armed Guy Bites the Dust After Getting Too Close to Trump’s Florida Fortress
Secret Service Thwarts Another Woke Attempt to Sabotage Trump’s Florida Fortress In what can only be described as another desperate…
The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed
Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…
One Piece Returns On April 5, Kicking Off The Elbaph Arc Because Your Life Was Getting Too Productive
Attention, weebs and normies alike: The most important event of the century is upon us. Yes, that’s right—One Piece, the…