Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…
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Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who isn’t, right? 😒 The official trailer…
Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Legendary English rock supergroup ASIA is back with a new studio…
Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN is launching a nine-week Savings Challenge, and I’m not sure…
Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US 30-year Treasury yield rising to 5.45%, its highest level since…
Nation Totally Cool With AI Taking Over World, Just Kidding
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest CNN poll, and it seems Americans are getting a little…
Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military training fighter jet that crashed off the coast of California,…
AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…
Nationwide Meat Recall Because Who Needs Accurate Labels Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a massive meat recall that’s got me raising an eyebrow. It seems…