Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…
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Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Philadelphia, where the Trump administration has reinstalled panels about…
TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…
Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House counsel who’s in hot water…
I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…
Teens Charged With Tampering After Swim Team Member Drowns
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mysterious death of Daniel Erving, an 18-year-old athlete who drowned in a…
Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans
In a bizarre turn of events, CAPCOM has decided to buck the trend of nickel-and-diming gamers to death, announcing a…
Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…
Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…