Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…
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US and Europe ‘belong together,’ Rubio declares at Munich Security Conference — because who else is going to listen to his dad jokes?
Oh, look who’s back from Munich, giving Europeans a history lesson on how America “saved the world.” Secretary of State…
Rainbow Six Siege Finally Realizes Its Players Deserve a Casino After Losing All Their Money to Microtransactions
Move over, actual casinos — Rainbow Six Siege is about to make you irrelevant with its latest map drop, the…
SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…
Chinese Carmakers Eyeing US Invasion: Ready to Conquer American Roads with Their Bargain Wheels!
Big Auto in for a rude awakening as Chinese cars invade America For years, those corrupt, out-of-touch globalist car companies…
Architect submits most-detailed renderings so far for White House ballroom, proving once again that even the president needs a place to awkwardly dance
Look, folks—it’s happening! President Trump is making the White House great again with his absolutely incredible new East Wing ballroom!…
Gov. Beshear: ‘Kristi Noem’s statements are wild and they are un-American’—and Also, Has She Met a Mirror?
Breaking: Kentucky Democrat Governor Beshear Outraged as Trump Admin Ensures Only “Right People” Vote In a stunning display of liberal…
Valentine’s Day Co-Op Games For Couples—Because Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like Arguing Over Who’s Holding the Controller
Valentine’s Day is coming up, and you’re panicking because you haven’t planned anything special for your significant other. Don’t worry,…
States Prep to Hijack Supreme Court’s Redistricting Ruling as Midterms Clock Ticks Down
Deep State Plot to Kill Voting Rights Act! Liberal Judges Trying to Rig Elections for Democrats! Hold onto your MAGA…
WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!
Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…