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OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!
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OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!

FinnOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic world is about to be graced with the presence of not one,…

Paul McCartney’s New Doc Teaser: Prepare for a Beatlemania Relapse
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Paul McCartney’s New Doc Teaser: Prepare for a Beatlemania Relapse

FinnOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Man on the Run πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ is here to bore you with yet another intimate journey through Paul McCartney’s life, because…

Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
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Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MΓ–TLEY CRÜE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…

Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony
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Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the glorious train wreck that is Xbox’s upcoming showcases! 🀣…

OMG! Leaked Lineup Claims a Cat Game is Headlining PS Plus? Seriously?
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OMG! Leaked Lineup Claims a Cat Game is Headlining PS Plus? Seriously?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear?! Sony is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Stray on PlayStation Plus Essential! Yes, the…

Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt’s Got a Stake Through Its Heart, Expires in 2026 (LOL)
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Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt’s Got a Stake Through Its Heart, Expires in 2026 (LOL)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another battle royale bites the dust! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt, the game that dared to ask,…

OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!
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OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, great, another movie. πŸ™„ MUBI, bless their little arthouse hearts, has graced us with not one, but TWO new…

The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail
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The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! Severin Films, bless their cotton socks, thinks we’re still interested in Andrew V. McLaglen’s yawn-fest from 1978, The Wild…

The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)
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The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱THE DAMNED, those lovable geriatrics of punk, are BACK! And guess what? They’ve decided to grace us with “Not…

Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
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Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…

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