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Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Graham Platner, the Senate candidate from…

Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream
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Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Apple’s latest move to design chips made in the United States with…

Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already
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Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A popular mobile game called “June’s Journey” is on a mission…

Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist
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Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young artist and designer from Atlanta, Isaias, traveled all the…

Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…

The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
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The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…

Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records
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Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic greatness? 🤯 I just got my hands on the video of…

Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another lawsuit involving President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Michigan Senate Democratic debate between Rep. Haley Stevens and Abdul…

Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and folks, it’s a…

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