Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…
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Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…
Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer
Breaking News: Illumination’s New Film “Not Alone” is Coming and We’re All Just a Little Too Excited 🚀😱 Okay, let’s…
Graham Platner’s Ex Details Alleged Abuse He Totally Didn’t Do Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Maine Senate candidate, Graham Platner, and I just can’t help but…
Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving a radiologist named Dharmesh Patel, who was accused…
Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…
Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…
Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…
Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama in Maine’s Senate race is unfolding like a soap…
Judge to DOJ: Hands Off Georgia Election Workers Info
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest development in the never-ending saga of the…