Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…
Category: Breaking
Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus
Oh joy, another day, another chance for Sony to stuff more games into the ever-expanding void that is PlayStation Plus.…
Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…
Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…
DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…
Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…
Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
Mallory McMorrow Bows Out of Senate Primary Because Politics is Hard
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan, where Mallory…
Tiny plane takes unplanned swim in East River
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made a hard landing in the East River between…
Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta Air Lines flight that was apparently struck by fireworks as…