‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough
OMG đ±! Did you know that if *Back to the Future* was made TODAY đïž, Marty McFly would travel back…
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Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”
In a groundbreaking exposĂ© with Anthony Bryant of The Hair Metal Guru (yes, someone actually calls themselves that), former BRITNY…
Chainsaw ManâThe Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)
Well, well, well, look what we have here. After approximately 3 decades of waiting (give or take), Crunchyroll, bless their…
Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton⊠From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age
In a recent totally unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for interview with Metalshop TV, FEAR FACTORY’s very own guitar “hero” Dino Cazares graced…
Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…
PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For
OMG!đ± Wizards of the Coast, desperate for relevance, teamed up with…SPIDER-MAN?đžïžđ€ź Yeah, you heard right! At PAX West 2025, they…
NVIDIA GeForce NOW: Now Loading… Please Wait (and Wait and Wait) for Gears of War: Reloaded and Some Other Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
Oh, boy! NVIDIA GeForce NOW is gracing us with its presence AGAIN. Seven more titles are being thrown into the…
John Malkovich Butlers Up in New Comedy; Critics Predict Career Suicide
Vertigo Releasing, bless their cotton socks, has announced the cinematic event of the year (or, you know, at least of…
Deathstalker: Prepare to Have Your Sword and Sorcery Standards Lowered (Trailer Inside)
Oh boy, another remake! đ In Deathstalker, because Hollywood is SO original, the Kingdom of Abraxeon (try saying that five…
Emma Thompson and Judy Greer star in “Dead of Winter,” a thriller that’s probably not as thrilling as doing your taxes
Oh, honey, get ready for the most groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece of 2025! đ It’s about a woman, Barb (played by…