Florida Teens Successfully Take Over Nothing But Emergency Rooms
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Pensacola, Florida, where a 19-year-old man was killed…
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Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…
Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…
South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that actress Brooke Shields made a reservation…
Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who…
Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…
Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…
Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change
Breaking news: METALLICA’s charitable foundation, All Within My Hands, is donating a whopping $100,000 to earthquake relief efforts in Venezuela,…
GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…
KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…