MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Slams Other Bands’ Farewell Tours Like a Thrash Riff to the Face
đ¨ BREAKING: Dave Mustaine Announces Retirement⌠Or Is He Just Tired of Tuning His Guitar? đ¨ In a shocking turn…
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Marvel Drops a New Thor Trailer for Avengers: Doomsday â And Itâs So Different Youâll Think Youâre Watching a Fan Edit
đ¨ BREAKING: Thor Returns in Avengers: Doomsday Trailer, Crying to His Dad (Again) đŞđ In a shocking turn of events…
Judge Tells Trump to Chill While Consumer Watchdog Lives Another Day
In yet another jaw-dropping episode of âHow to Lose a Lawsuit 101,â a rogue judge with a radical agenda once…
JASON MCMASTER REFUSES PANTERA AUDITION, PROVES HE KNOWS WHAT’S BEST FOR MUSIC
đ¨ BREAKING: Jason McMaster Almost Became the Voice of Pantera (But Thankfully Didnât, Because Chaos Was Already Scheduled) đ¨ In…
âOne Last Time,â The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)
đ¨ BREAKING NEWS: Netflix Just Dropped a Trailer That Proves Weâre All Gonna Cry on New Yearâs Eve đ¨ đđđż…
SCOTT ‘WINO’ WEINRICH Says He Actually Stopped Buying MotĂśrhead Albums After ‘No Sleep ‘Til Hammersmith’ Because It Got Stuck on Repeat Like a Broken Record
đ¸đ¨ BREAKING: Wino Just Dropped Truth Bombs on MotĂśrhead and Proved He’s the Doom Dad We All Need đ¨đ¸ In…
Beastro Preview: Who Knew Spreading Cancer Could Be So Adorable
Beastro: The Most Cozy Apocalypse You’ll Ever Experience (While Trying to Not Burn Soup) đđĽđ˛ So, picture this: you’re a…
Alleged DC Pipe Bomber to Grace Detention HearingâLawyers Beg for His Freedom Because Obviously Jail Is Too Harsh for a Guy with a Pipe Dream
Leftist Lunatic Claims Autism Excuse to Avoid Jail After Pipe Bomb Plot â Because of Course Heâs a Snowflake In…
Shaq to the Rescue: Pays for 7-Foot-3 Future Cop to Try the Test Again Because Apparently Height Isnât the Only Thing That Doesnât Measure Up
Another Leftist Plot to Infiltrate Law Enforcement: Shaq Funds 7-Foot-3 Giantâs Police Exam Retake After Failing by ONE Point â…
National Guard to Patrol New Orleans for New Yearâs Because Apparently One Terrorist Wasnât Enough
Trump Sends National Guard to New Orleans for New Yearâs Eve: When in Doubt, Blame Liberals and Deploy Troops In…