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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…

MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next
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MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, some dude named Mat Sinner, (real name Matthias Lasch, because apparently “Mat Sinner” wasn’t edgy enough for his momma…

Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
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Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh my freaking god! 😱 They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…

Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)
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Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh no, another PC game that console peasants 🤢 can’t play? Boo-hoo. Seriously though, as a dedicated console gamer (because…

Guillermo del LOLro’s Franken-what-now Gets Paper Cuts
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Guillermo del LOLro’s Franken-what-now Gets Paper Cuts

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 Another Frankenstein movie? Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those, right? Right?…

OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze
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OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Get ready to scream into your pillows, folks! 🤪 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to…

Osgood Perkins’ “Keeper” Trailer: Prepare for Utter Bewilderment
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Osgood Perkins’ “Keeper” Trailer: Prepare for Utter Bewilderment

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

OMG! Keeper, another horror film? 🙄 Directed by the one and only Osgood Perkins (yeah, the guy who did Longlegs…

BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…

Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
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Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…

5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)
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5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright, gamers, summer’s (almost) over, but who cares? 🤷 We’ve got like, what, five games left in 2025 that might…

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