First Class Now Includes Free Duct Tape Restraints
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A passenger on American Airlines Flight 618 from Dallas Fort Worth…
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Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest travel plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…
US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Venezuelan businessman Alejandro Betancourt has been at the…
Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-made-up story of World War II? 🤣 I…
Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…
Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, I just about spit out my coffee reading this story about a former Ohio police…
Trump Downplays Conflict That Killed 18 US Troops As Minor Snafu
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to…
Trump’s Economic D-Day For Iran Still Pending, Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest US sanctions on Iran, and I have to say, it’s…
Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave Republican campaign groups a big break,…
Lindsay Clancy’s Defense Files Emergency Request Because Things Were Going Great
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, this one’s got…