Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…
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Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…
Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…
Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…
Donatella Versace Suddenly Discovers Creativity Should Be Fearless Right After Signing Lucrative Deal with REVOLVE
Breaking news: Donatella Versace is joining forces with REVOLVE, because who needs the runway when you can have a digital…
NorthEast Airports Because Who Needs Working Navigation Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Federal Aviation Administration equipment outage is causing significant flight…
Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks. A jury in Vermont just convicted a…
Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the appeal of Richard Allen, the man convicted of murdering two teenage…
PUBG Mobile Sells Out to One-Punch Man Crossover Cash Grab
PUBG Mobile has just announced a new collaboration with the anime series One-Punch Man, because what’s a better way to…
Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer
Well, it looks like Devolver Digital is at it again, trying to make us feel all the feels with their…