Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic establishment is getting a little…
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Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a thing called the “CPAP Baddies” – a group…
Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…
Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video
I mean, who needs coffee when you’ve got Erik Grönwall’s powerful vocals blasting in your ears? 😂 The former SKID…
Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Timothy Kelly, has dismissed the seditious conspiracy case…
Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway
I’m reading this article about the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…
Breaking News Hilary Duff’s Life Has Been Completely Consumed by Mahjong and Honestly Who Needs Personal Growth or Human Interaction When You Have Tiles
Hilary Duff is totally obsessed with mahjong, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I mean, who needs human interaction…
Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…
Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…