Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do
Well, folks, it looks like Apple is about to shake things up with their new CEO, John Ternus, who’s set…
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Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab
Oh boy, are you ready for some more LEGO Batman action? I sure hope so, because Warner Bros. Games just…
Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne
Spider-Man is everywhere, and now he’s taking over your gaming setup, because of course he is. After the beautifully done…
Billionaire Begs to Not Be Replaced by Robots Yet
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bill Gates’ latest warnings on AI, and folks, it’s a doozy. He’s arguing…
China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest news from CNN. Apparently, US officials…
Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…
Inflation Keeps Being A Huge Party Pooper For Consumers Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest economic news, and let me tell you, it’s a mixed…
Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Ali G is back, and this time he’s got…
Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who decided to drive all the way from California to…
Evan Seinfeld Admits Biohazard Ran Out Of Ideas Decades Ago
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because BIOHAZARD is back, and they’re not just phoning…