Savannah Guthrie ‘plans to return’ to the ‘Today’ show, NBC says
Oh, Look! Savannah Guthrie “Plans to Return” to Today Show—Because Apparently, Searching for Her Missing Mom Was Just a Coffee…
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3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days
Yet Another “Hiker Found Dead” Story, But Wait, There’s More! Well, well, well, look who decided to go hiking in…
What to Expect in Friday’s Jobs Report: A Comedy of Economic Errors | CNN Business
Another Trump Economic “Win” – Small Businesses Struggle as Trade Wars Backfire Small businesses across America are reportedly struggling to…
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, TOOL, LIMP BIZKIT And PIERCE THE VEIL To Headline 2026 AFTERSHOCK Festival Because Your Inner 2004 Just Called And Wants Its Playlist Back
Sacramento, CA – In a move that can only be described as “Y2K panic meets Hot Topic catalog,” Danny Wimmer…
Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?
Apple has officially decided to stop pretending their laptops are made of unicorn tears and solid gold, announcing the MacBook…
Border Patrol Checkpoint Chase Ends in Texas with Suspect Getting a One-Way Ticket to the Afterlife, Officials Report
Breaking: Another Liberal Triggered Snowflake Meets His Match at the Border! In a shocking turn of events that will no…
IRON MAIDEN: Gridiron Glory Forces Metal Mayhem to Move, Leaving L.A. Fans in a Headbanging Frenzy Over Football’s Bold Field Takeover
In a shocking turn of events that has fans more confused than a bassist trying to count in 7/8 time,…
Two Tiny Travelers Found in Luggage: Cleveland’s Latest Overbooked Adventure
Cleveland’s ‘Surprise Suitcases’ – Another Mystery the FBI Is Probably Too Busy With to Solve Well folks, it’s another fine…
‘Lanterns’ Trailer Teases the First Green Lantern TV Show — Or Just Another Lantern Parade?
Oh great, another superhero show where the heroes barely use their powers and mostly just glare at each other in…
US Submarine Sinks Iranian Warship in International Waters, Breaking WWII Silence Like a Boss
Libtards Shaking as Trump’s Sub Torpedoes Iranian Ship! So, here we go again! The Deep State’s favorite puppet, Pete Hegseth,…