Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure
Another day, another globalist conspiracy thwarted by the genius of President Trump! CNN is clutching its pearls because our favorite…
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Nazi Germany Had Resistors? Shocker!
Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to bash Israel, aren’t they? “Beirut is used to war,” some “expert” says on…
Jeff Loomis Gaslighting Fans With ‘New’ Nevermore LP (Spoiler: It’s Just Him Shredding Over a Drum Machine)
OMG! 😱🎸 Jeff Loomis, the guitar wizard (or should we say, wizard’s apprentice?) of the shredtastic realm, just yapped about…
OMG! Al Pacino & a Bunch of Other People You Kinda Know Star in Gus Van Sant’s Latest Attempt to Stay Relevant: “Dead Man’s Wire” – Prepare to Be Mildly Underwhelmed
OMG! 😱😱😱 It’s called Dead Man’s Wire! How original! 🙄 Directed by none other than… wait for it… Gus Van…
Greenland 2: Migration Character Posters – Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, look, another disaster movie! 🙄 Because we haven’t had enough of those, right? GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION is gracing our…
Ex-ARCH ENEMY Singer ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ Blames YOU For Her Existential Crisis
OMG! 😱 Former ARCH ENEMY vocalist Alissa White-Gluz wants you to know how much she appreciates your “love and support”…
Macaulay Culkin’s Brain Fart: ‘Home Alone’ Sequel Idea That’ll Make You Facepalm
Ah, Home Alone, that cinematic masterpiece where a child’s neglect turns into a festival of slapstick violence. Truly, a holiday…
Ripple Island: Kyle and Cal’s Culinary Catastrophe Now Plaguing Nintendo Switch 2 (allegedly) & Steam!
Alright gamers, listen up! 📢 SUNSOFT, bless their cotton socks, has unleashed Ripple Island: Kyle and Cal’s Restaurant upon the…
Necrobutcher Thinks Mayhem’s Been Around So Long Because He’s Super Invested, LOL
Bassist Jørn “Necrobutcher” Stubberud, the only reason Norwegian black metallers MAYHEM haven’t faded into obscurity, deigned to speak to Mexico’s…
HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…