‘Power Ballad’ Review: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cheesy Guitar Solos and Overly Dramatic Singing in Your Life Yet
Oh boy, are you in for a treat 🎉! John Carney’s movies are like a big ol’ plate of spaghetti…
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Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise…
VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray
The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement 🙄. I mean, who needs a cult…
Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway
Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day, another ridiculous article trying to tear down the greatest president…
LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to imply that our great President Donald Trump is…
Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just eating their hearts out as they try to…
Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma
Breaking News: Tekken 8 Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting with Yujiro Hanma Joining the Fight, and Harada Finally…
SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything
Wow, you guys, the most epic thing just happened – SEVENDUST released a new album called “One” and it’s literally…
Fake news hates Trump’s genius Iran deal obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…