Nintendo Switch 2: Must-Have Crap You’ll Probably Buy Anyway
Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is finally here! đ Or… is it? đ€ Well, let’s pretend it is, because what’s…
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BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)
So, apparently, geriatric drumming sensation đ„ Bill Ward, bless his cotton socks, is still alive and kicking (or at least…
Squid Game Season 3: More Like Squid *Lame*, amirite
Released on Netflix on June 27th, âSquid Gameâ Season 3, because apparently two seasons weren’t enough, represents the final *alleged*…
OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?
Oh no, not ANOTHER article about women in gaming? đ I mean, haven’t we solved all the problems by now?…
Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for DisappointmentâNetflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! đ The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…
MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival
Hey there, metalheads! đ€ Your favorite Bay Area band, MACHINE HEAD, allegedly kicked off their “summer” 2025 European tour on…
Gayming Awards 2025: So Gay It’s Illegal (Probably) Announces Host and Future Overlords for July 8
OMG, mark your calendars, fellow gamers! đïž The Gayming Awards 2025, the *only* LGBTQ+ video game award show (because apparently,…
ZETRO the Party Pooper: Fired for Being a Debbie Downer in EXODUS, Claims Gary Holt
So, EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, bless his little heart, did an interview with some Serbian journalist, Jadranka JankoviÄ NeĆĄiÄ (who?),…
Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn
OMG! đ± Did anyone ACTUALLY watch that “performance” from Lou Gramm on the Djbobstar YouTube channel? đ€Ł Seriously, it’s like…
28 Years Later: More Like 28 Years Wasted, Am I Right
Oh, honey, let’s talk about ’28 Years Later’ and its *totally* unpredictable ending that NO ONE saw coming. đ If…