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Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
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Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Good news, everyone! 🎉 It’s got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried they’d tone it down…

SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour
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SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Behold, the geriatric giants of guttural groans, SIX FEET UNDER, are crawling out of their crypts for a U.S. tour…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gearing up to unleash another year of… stuff. Yeah, stuff. Honoring France, because apparently…

W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
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W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…

Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
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Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…

Mick Wall’s Heart Goes Boom Again, Please Donate (Or Don’t, We’re Not Your Boss)
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Mick Wall’s Heart Goes Boom Again, Please Donate (Or Don’t, We’re Not Your Boss)

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, the sweet sounds of desperation! A fundraising campaign has been launched for the one and only Mick Wall, the…

The Offspring FINALLY Acknowledge Brazil With a Music Video (Took ‘Em Long Enough)
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The Offspring FINALLY Acknowledge Brazil With a Music Video (Took ‘Em Long Enough)

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

California punk rock dinosaurs THE OFFSPRING, who somehow haven’t fossilized yet, are still milking their ancient fanbase. Today, they unleashed…

Mike Portnoy Credits Lars Ulrich as a “Big Influence,” World Laughs, Drummers Faint
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Mike Portnoy Credits Lars Ulrich as a “Big Influence,” World Laughs, Drummers Faint

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouse known as El Estepario Siberiano, DREAM THEATER’s resident drum-twirling wizard, Mike Portnoy,…

Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever
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Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (👴🏼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…

Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)
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Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)

FinnJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Danny Boyle, oh, Danny Boyle. Is he a cinematic genius or just a guy who got lucky with a few…

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