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Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”ฅ.
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Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”ฅ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ RED ALERT! The Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, is BACK…again! ๐Ÿ™„ This time, he’s gracing us with a new single,…

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Hegseth’s Huddle of Heroes: War Plans, Wife, and Where’s the Chardonnay?๐Ÿน

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Defense Secretary Pete “Loose Lips” Hegseth, apparently mistaking the Pentagon for a frat house, reportedly shared juicy deets about Yemen…

Did Amelia Dimoldenberg FINALLY Bag Spider-Man?! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ (We’re Screaming!) ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Did Amelia Dimoldenberg FINALLY Bag Spider-Man?! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ (We’re Screaming!) ๐Ÿ˜‚

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World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก
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World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

World leaders, bless their tiny hearts, recently descended upon Dubai for the COP28 climate summit (November 30th – December 12th).…

OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic ๐Ÿคฃ for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ’€
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OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic ๐Ÿคฃ for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ’€

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Oh em gee, guys, Kate Hudson turned 46! ๐Ÿ‘ต Yes, that ageless bohemian goddess we all know and love is…

OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ”ฅ Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’€ (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!๐Ÿ˜ฑ)
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OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ”ฅ Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’€ (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!๐Ÿ˜ฑ)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 19, 2025April 20, 2025

๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป Liza Minnelli, bless her ancient heart, apparently crawled out of her sequined time capsule to grace the *RuPaul’s Drag…

J.Lo’s Skintight Catsuit: Is She a Barbie or a Bratwurst? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅโžก๏ธ
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J.Lo’s Skintight Catsuit: Is She a Barbie or a Bratwurst? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅโžก๏ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 19, 2025April 20, 2025

Oh. My. God. Jennifer Lopez, she of the eternally youthful glow (and suspiciously tight outfits), decided that the high-octane roar…

Grandma Rocker Dusts Off His Dentures for a “New” Album ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€ (Is it Naptime Yet?) ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘ด
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Grandma Rocker Dusts Off His Dentures for a “New” Album ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€ (Is it Naptime Yet?) ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘ด

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 19, 2025April 19, 2025

The ageless wonder, Stevie Nicks, 76 (yes, you read that right, boomers!), graced the Pollstar Hall of Fame with her…

Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Three Movies This Summerโ€”Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš€
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Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Three Movies This Summerโ€”Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2025April 20, 2025

Apparently, Pedro Pascal is everywhere. Like that weird rash you got after that questionable taco truck. He’s on your screens,…

Michelle Williams Caught Backstage Doing the UNTHINKABLE With… Herself?! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Michelle Williams Caught Backstage Doing the UNTHINKABLE With… Herself?! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2025April 20, 2025

It’s a tale as old as time. No, not *Beauty and the Beast*, though with all the drama, it could…

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